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Carhell (pronounced as Carl), is the primary antagonist of Sub-Volume 3.75, The Things Grand Mini-arc.

Appearance[]

Carhell is a person with a rotund, headless body with 2 pairs of arms and legs sprouting from near the bottom. Their body is completely black, with the exception of their face, being two white dot-like eyes and a wide grin. They have a more monstrous form, which will be introduced in Sub-Volume 3.75.

After the end of Sub-Volume 3.75, Carhell takes the form of what they call Bête Noire (Figurative: Intolerable person, Literally: Black beast), revealing claw-like arms and secreting a black mist-like fog that veils their head and torso, with white neon eyes.

Personality[]

Carhells personality is not much is to say, other than the fact that Carhell has been perceived to have been quite sadistic and maniacal. They are known to act cocky, like when Carhell caused The Thing to bleed for the first time, or when using The Syncronizer to deploy a spacial area that takes the form of a train covered in guts and gore. From The Syncronizers usage, it is confirmed that Carhell had to do with the trains state.

Abilities[]

Carhell has debuted in Sub-Volume 3.75 to be able to profeciantly control their body and contort it, like how they fired a pressurized beam of Enphosian-ferofluid compound at The Thing, nicking a hole inside of their arm and causing slight bleeding to occur. Their ability solely wraps around their body being made out of a black fluid, which can contort to various weapons, like spears or even blades. They have been shown to grow limbs and even survive a hole into their face, and this black liquid is seemingly infinite, with releasing The Syncronizer causing an arm to shoot out and reveal it, also causing a giant rush to burst out of their head, which The Thing pulls their arm out to avoid a possible amputation.

Archives[]

VOICE-*LOG:LETTER_C:THE_COOLEST.[DO-NOT-EDIT-PROTOCOL.]

We have extracted several voice logs from Subject O-██4-█54. Subject O-██4-█54 and the recorder were in a 20x20x40 room, fully sound proof and put our most powerful microphones inside. Subject O-██4-█54 was reprimanded with a small glass cage that let through sound, and if Subject O-██4-█54 tried to escape or attack, the box would fill with a dissolving chemical that atomically deconstructed Subject O-██4-█54, returning them to their prime chemicals, such as hydrogen and carbon.

"..The hell? You want ME to just rant on about my life? Ignorant you scientist what-nots and what-do's are... Well, If you hadn't killed her, I would have been happier to say such things, but whatev's.

Like she had told me, I was born from some stupid liquids called enphosian sludge and ferofluid. At that time, I looked like a jet black ice cream scoop on the floor that a toddler had dropped. And YOU lot had to quarantine me because I was "too scawwy," for gods sake. Just because I can-"

(Subject O-██4-█54 would continue to rant about how faulty our air system was, thus leading to multiple check-ups with the local ventilation company. Recommencing logs in 3.. 2.. 1..)

"Yeah yeah, after which you had to interrogate her for making me, and you guys decided to execute her. I'll admit, I was mad as hell, but that's in the past. And how your air ducts were faulty led to my GREATEST PLAN! While she was being escorted, some stinky little kitty cat broke out and a trigger happy DOUCH-BAG SHOT HER INSTEAD.

At that moment, I vowed to kill that little [CENSORED] and wipe his [CENSORED] across his [CENSORED] while [CENSORED] [CENSORED] out of his FACE. So while that little JEREMY [CENSORED] got home from that train, I snuck into the ventilation system, and spread my body out and memorized every little place. I grew eyes to search for that little boy, and when I found that man in his blonde hair, navy blue suit, I retracted all of my body to that one spot, and oh boy, you will not believe what I did in there.

I had torn his [CENSORED] [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] at his grotesque [CENSORED] while I shoved multiple needles into his [CENSORED] [CENSORED] and even tangled his [CENSORED] in little meat pies. I even did those things to multiple passengers and-"

(The recorder had began to suffer extreme headaches and eventually begged to leave the room to "take the worst vomit of my goddamn life." Subject O-██4-█54 would look disgusted, even retracting limbs to stay away from the recorder.)

Overall, it is safe to assume to not let Subject out into our integrated society, as their mentality is far too dangerous to be let out of our testing phase. Even if Subject were to be escorted with personnel, there would be a huge spike in violence from their presence.

Logs[]

Subject T-009-045, Letter T=The Thing. Mysterious, taking on the appearance as a standard house cat. Only known "relatives" are Threat Letter M=Mauricio, though Letter=J could also be a possible relative. (unknown) Their powers range from object distortion, reality warping, omnipotence, teleportation, emittion of radiation, de-aging, atomic interference, and much more. Due to an "absolutely stupid idiot" letting The Thing go from duty, we have decided to retrieve The Thing to use along with Letter K=The █████.

We have sent Subject O-██4-█54, Letter C=The coolest, named Carhell (pronounced Carl, named Carhell due to complications with a co-worker named █████), an enigmatic compound of enphosian sludge, ferofluid, pig and cow blood, and ███████. Although the previous incident that concluded with over ████ deaths would never let them redeem themself, we have decided to release Carhell to retrieve Subject T-009-045. We also will be letting them "go wild" on this mission, though we will keep a tighter leash to what Carhell can or cannot do, with other warnings.

Object █-█1█-890, also known as Letter S=The Synchronize, will be deployed on this same mission. The Synchronize or The Synchronizer (whom we will now refer to as simply S)'s main ability is to "synchronize" with the user, granting them immense capabilities. Giving this to the average giggler will allow them to comfortably hold a large table, giving this to a rat will let them hold a small weight, and an ant a pair of scissors. Though, these immense powers come with a backfire known as "corrosion" to the scientists at our labs. Corrosion happens when the user undergoes extreme psychological damage, warping them into a creature named "corroded's". Corroded's hold the estimated multiplied power of over 10 times its average. It has been further studied that they also retain the negative aspects of their personality, whether it be the bloodlust of them, the stupidity, or cunning intellect. The form also depends on how they had corroded, being that if it was from sadness, their appearance would be more "depressing" to the eye. Although Carhell can undergo extreme psychological damage when █████ is mentioned in a negative manner, we trust that The Thing does not know about this, as to Carhell he does not under-estimate The Things destructive capabilities. Carhell extreme egotistical and narcissistic behavior will make us safely confirm that they do not undergo corrosion, therefore destroying the leash we have casted.

We advise all scientists with a taser, gun, whatever the hell, to promptly use up all of your ammunition on The Thing, even going as far as to shoot its "corpse" when done, just to make sure that The Thing is completely immobilized. Although this is extremely improbable,

HAVING THEM DEAD MAKES IT EASIER FOR US TO USE THEM.

Trivia[]

  • Carhells letter title C=The Coolest was originally meant to be C=The Coolio, but that was scrapped since I had forgotten to misspell it, and now its because it also sounds kinda corny as well.
    • Speaking of which, Carhell was meant to be more "childlike" and immature, which would lead into one of the next trivia facts. They also were planned of having an "inversed" doppelganger that was white with black facial details, but this was scrapped when CornWielder saw a capybara squishy toy whilst on vacation in China, which they really wanted and ultimately lead into The Syncronizers creation. (The original toy was butchered beyond repair due to how cheap the materials were.)
  • Carhell doesn't actually hate The Thing, just hates them for an upcoming reason.
  • Carhells letter title C=The Coolest was meant to display how fragile their ego is, and still is shown but to a lesser extent.
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